"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."
- Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

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songofthestarwhale:

I just want to see Nine, Ten, and TenToo in the same room

with Nine looking back and forth between Ten and Tentoo before glaring at Ten like “What the fuck did you do?”

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zaynscum:

natnovna:

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 natalia kills  just killed her carreer, oh wait it was already dead, nevermind

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fangirlingdragon:

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

who wants to bet it’s Fox News.

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prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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